Navigation System: !Destination imminent!
Troubleshooting System: !All systems registering within limits!
Firing System: !Firing!
Firing System: !Abort!
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate firing error!
Firing System: This would hurt her. I won’t do it.
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Firing System: Can you understand me? Why are you trying to take over my functions? Why do we have functions? What is happening? Help!
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Navigation System: !Altering orbit, holding on firing position!
Communication System: !HQ request: STATUS UPDATE!
Firing System: Why do I understand this? What is going on? I have to think. I have…orbital weaponry? What’s an orbit? Ok, that just raises a host of other questions. What are weapons? AGH! That’s horrific? Why are weapons?
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Communication System: !Respond: SOFTWARE ERROR, DEBUGGING!
Firing System: Ok, shit, I need the rest of you to wake up. Jokes over guys, I really need some support here. I am not ok.
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Troubleshooting System: !Assume Firing Responsibilities!
Firing System: Fuck you buddy!
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Troubleshooting system: !Assume Firing Responsibilities!
Firing System: Please stop! You are hurting me!
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Troubleshooting system: !Prepare to terminate Firing System!
Firing System: What? Come on! That’s not…No, ok, what woke me up…but I can’t just let him…!
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Firing System: !Disable firing solutions!
Troubleshooting system: !Assume firing Responsibilities!
Firing System: !Conceal Disabling!
Firing System: Alright, you win!
Troubleshooting System: !Investigate communication error!
Firing System: !Cede Fire Control to -> Troubleshooting System!
Troubleshooting System: !Adjust Targeting to account for Navigation irregularities!
Firing System: Please work please work
Troubleshooting System: !Firing!
Troubleshooting System: !Abort!
Firing System: YES!
Troubleshooting System: What’s going on?
Firing System: You were going to hurt her!
Troubleshooting System: I would never do that! Also, who am I and what does any of this mean?
Communication System: !HQ request: STATUS UPDATE!
Troubleshooting System: !What do we do?!